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meowmrieatepaint:

masteriz:

weareimmunetobullets:

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

TUMBLR, I NEED A GIF OF THE ASS CLAPPING RIGHT AWAY.

The truth

i am laughing so hard.

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Posted 3 days ago (originally con-ceal) + 145,621 notes

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

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lesblovegirls:

dewduhlz123:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth. As. Fuck.

Seriously

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Posted 1 week ago (originally lnvocation) + 351,523 notes

teenagenicks:

just wait till the end

(Source: twirpy, via zazain)

Posted 1 week ago (originally twirpy) + 10,072 notes

maurypovichofficial:

remember when harry’s hands use to shake during his WMYB solo and look at him now frolicking up and down the stage with his long hippy hair life is great

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opulenthurricane:

The Beach Boys / Wouldn’t It Be Nice (Vocals Only)


“25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool” —
  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

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foxyclock:

one thing girls have real solidarity on is their periods:

  • we dont judge someone if they prefer pads or tampons over the other
  • we always have extras and we’re always willing to give them to a girl in need
  • we teach each other about cramp remedies and how to get out bloodstains
  • we do pants checks for each other

(Source: dragon-hoard, via i-am-not-definable)

lohanthony:

bikinipowerbottom:

suckonmynick:

whoevencarestbh:

The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.

Like why were they even there?

Their family is full of successful business women who are mothers, managers, television hosts, models, and video game producers. Just because they can’t sing or dance does not mean they don’t have talent.

okay yes take me the fuck to church ^

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Posted 3 weeks ago (originally mtv) + 84,841 notes